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Yearly Archives: 2011
Chapter 11: To sleep, perchance to dream I woke up in the middle of the night. Well, I assumed it was night; I really had no idea. I was covered in sweat and had been jolted awake by possibly the most disturbing dream I had ever had. I was walking […]
I Zombie I: Chapter 11
[audio:suicide_newest.mp3] It’s getting a bit emo out there.
Suicide Note
[audio:hipster.mp3] Today I saw, with my own tired eyes, the irony of ironies. Have you seen anything that blew your mind? If so, share with me, so I can share with the Zombie Radio Army.
The irony of ironies
[audio:zdc_call.mp3] Our deejay gets a frightening call from the Zero Day Collective.
A Call from the Zero Day Collective
[audio:glbt.mp3] My dear, queer friends…where are you?
GLBT Zombies
[audio:nutshell.mp3] What I witnessed this morning nearly turned me inside out.
Watching Hell on Earth
[audio:something_about_me.mp3] Our soon-to-be famous deejay decides to ramble on a bit about himself and his career as a deejay.
Something about me
[audio:jupiter_crash.mp3] Our deejay reads a portion of chapter 29 from the Bible of the New World Order and then spins a haunting tune. These are frightening times.
Reading from the new Bible
[audio:tak_back_the_power.mp3] In which our DeeJay gets caught singing a tune on the air and then goes off on conspiracy theorists.
My neighbor, Rob Zombie
[audio:i_zombie.mp3] An excerpt from the Bible of the New World Order — I Zombie I. Hold your breath people, this is about to get scary.
Holding my breath
Some of our motley little gang didn’t take the news very well. Susan blew up at Godwin for even suggesting the idea. The doctor chased after Susan, most likely to explain the scientific gains from my ‘zombification,’ as Susan was wont to put it. Z O M B I F […]
I Zombie I Chapter 15: Chiasmus
[audio:everybody_knows_newest.mp3] Nick, from Mount Dora, Florida calls in to let Zombie Radio know he took down his first “slogger”.
Giving zombies street cred
It took me long enough, but I finally found a drugstore. Fortunately for me, it must have been open for business when the blast occurred, so I was able to waltz right in, grab what I needed, and head straight to the men’s room where I could repair my sullied […]
I Zombie I Chapter 4: Restroom first aid
As promised, I have begun to upload the schematics for the various iterations of the Obliterator. As I get the newer versions converted to a file format that is easily readable, I will upload them here at zombieradio.org.
Obliterator Schematics
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Idiot callers
[audio:intro.mp3] The following is a transcription of the written journal and audio recordings of Jacob Plummer
It begins
It’s the end of the world, and we know it. Do you feel fine? Thank you for tuning into Zombie Radio. We’ll be streaming the tunes to help you through the apocalypse soon enough. Until then, if you have a request for a song, or if you just need to […]