[audio:holidays.mp3] It’s snowing. The DJ rewrites Linus’ monologue from A Charlie Brown Christmas to better suit the apocalypse.
[audio:population_new.mp3] In which the DJ receives news about the loss of entire cities and the ZDC calls in. DJ gets PISSED!
[audio:prepared.mp3] The DJ discusses “the hottie in his bed” and a list of things ya need.
[audio:guests_new.mp3] The DJ hears from correspondents around the world. What has India, London, and Brooklyn have to say?